MC in the AM, hockey's most attractive cyclops.

Let me tell you about Hal.

He’s a different kind of guy. You notice him when he’s in the room and audiences find him very likeable.

He’s a gambler. In fact, that’s how he won his prized ride. And with that Millennium Falcon he smuggles cargo and other various sensitive materials.

One day he met a princess. And although she found him scruffy-looking, she fell in love with the nerf herder.

And that’s the story of Han, last name Solo.

Oh, wait. I was supposed to tell you about HAL, not HAN. Let’s try this again.

Umm… he was voted the 34th Greatest Canadian of all time by POWER97 listeners. But if you cross off the names of the people on the list who are dead he’s actually #18. Yes, Hal is the 18th greatest living Canadian.

Why does he deserve such recognition? He made the Kessel run in less than 12 par-secs.